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Sunday, 09 April 2006

urameshi
April 12th, 2005, 02:12 AM
for this thread you will ask a stupid question about yyh. it could be anything, and after the person answers he/she asks the next stupid question here it goes

what if kuwabara shaved his head

urameshi
April 13th, 2005, 02:06 AM
then he would look even stupider then before

geez i guess im playing with myself now

ok maybe you guys didnt like the question

what if toguro had a arm wrestling match with broly whod win?

Crimson King
April 13th, 2005, 08:50 AM
Lol you always match people from Yu Yu against a saiyan. Broly would win.

Ummm... who'd win in beauty pageant: Botan or younger Genkai? Lol... that's all I can come up with for now.

urameshi
April 13th, 2005, 04:26 PM
botan cuz shes more girly

what if kayko cheated on yusuke with kuwabara

Miyu
April 13th, 2005, 07:04 PM
yusuke would go berserk and there would be no kuwabara.
uhhh... who can scream louder kayko or puu?

urameshi
April 13th, 2005, 09:14 PM
kayko, every time she screams yyuuusssuuukeeeee! it hurts

what if kuwabara was the one with the spirit gun

Kuwabara
April 14th, 2005, 09:26 AM
it'd be red.
What if hiei fell in love with Shiziru?

urameshi
April 14th, 2005, 04:16 PM
then kuwabara, yukina, hiei, shizuru, can go on a brother sister date.

what if frieza came to destroy the world? would he succeed.

Kiki
April 14th, 2005, 08:06 PM
Goku would magically appear out of the sky and kill him. No. (not quite the YYH question)

What if Kurama was real and we were married... ummm, what color hair would our kids have?

Miyu
April 14th, 2005, 11:20 PM
well because the genes in kurama are from anime and their hair color can be anything it is rainbow.

what if hiei was real and we got married, what are the chances we would have twins?

urameshi
April 15th, 2005, 02:06 AM
im jealous (damn hiei) umm you would definetely have twins.

what if kuwabara was the main character?

Kuwabara
April 15th, 2005, 09:16 AM
Yusuke would've been in love with Yukuna.

WHat if Toguro killed yusuke during rescue yukina and told kuwabara to join the tournamen with hiei and kurama?

urameshi
April 15th, 2005, 04:20 PM
they woulda lost for sure without yusuke.

what if hiei shaved his head?

Miyu
April 15th, 2005, 10:01 PM
he would of looked in the mirror and hid until it grew back

what if kuwabara and yukina got married, how long would it last?

urameshi
April 16th, 2005, 04:14 AM
it woulda never happen

what if younger toguro came back tohelp the team fight sensui

Miyu
April 16th, 2005, 10:34 PM
the world would be run by demons

what if botan was a pop singer?

Kuwabara
April 18th, 2005, 10:02 AM
She wouldn't go far with that voice

What if Kurama's mother fell in love with hiei?

Miyu
April 19th, 2005, 12:52 AM
then kuwabara and kurama would tease hiei and there would be no more, of them.
what if botan became goth?

Kuwabara
April 19th, 2005, 08:16 AM
Hiei and yusuke would like her more

What if kurama shaved his head?

Miyu
April 19th, 2005, 06:06 PM
then half of the fan girls would think he's ugly and stupid (i wouldn't of course)
what if hiei was a photographer for playboy?

Kuwabara
April 20th, 2005, 10:19 AM
They would run out of women. he'd kill them all.

What if kuwabara ran for president?

Sabe
April 20th, 2005, 03:56 PM
He'd lose spectacularly.

What if Kurama stayed evil?

Kiki
April 20th, 2005, 04:00 PM
He'd probably be even hotter... *shivers* why do the good girls always pick the bad boys? Everyone would be dead because he'd have taken over the world... or he might have died because his goodness(too tired, can't think, bear with me) makes him strong.

What if Keiko didn't exist and Yusuke had no one he loved to protect?

Kuwabara
April 20th, 2005, 04:34 PM
I guess Suzaku would've killed him.

What if Genkai fell in love with Koenma?

Miyu
April 20th, 2005, 08:11 PM
then it would be the midget family.

what if hiei became a like kurama?

Kuwabara
April 21st, 2005, 10:08 AM
Then they'd fight over who is smarter.

What if Kuwabara and Yusuke.

Kiki
April 22nd, 2005, 06:13 PM
As your question is "What if Kuwabara and Yusuke period" I'm going to extrapolate that question to be "What if Kuwabara and Yusuke had their period... at the same time!" Ummm... They'd eat all the chocolate in the world and die from the first stomach cramp.

What if Hiei always turned green when he fought and emitted a strong odor? That is, he turned green and emitted a strong order when he fought... not every time he fights and emits strong odors he turns green...

Miyu
April 23rd, 2005, 02:42 AM
nobody would fight him because of the smell.

what if kurama became perverted?

Kuwabara
April 23rd, 2005, 09:31 AM
He would be the luckiest perv alive no females would stop him.

What if Yusuke Kuwabara Hiei and Kurama were all brothers.

Miyu
April 23rd, 2005, 11:05 AM
they would act the same when they're out of the house but it's a tournament inside.

what if hiei and yukina had a triplet brother/ sister?

Kuwabara
April 26th, 2005, 10:11 AM
Then Hiei would have a whole lot ass to whoop to protect both of them.

Honeybee
May 30th, 2005, 05:00 PM
u put no question so i will

what if gokuo's team attacked the yuyu team?

Kuwabara
June 6th, 2005, 02:56 AM
Yu YU would win.

what if Yusuke was sent to capture yugi's millenum puzzle?

wamaru
June 20th, 2005, 09:24 PM
um i dont no because shows like yugioh are stupid but still yusuke would probaly nock out yugi


is it possible for me to mary botan

dudeman
July 2nd, 2005, 10:24 AM
you'd have to fight me for her. what if yusukes dad was toguro

wamaru
July 3rd, 2005, 06:22 PM
then yusuke would be evil .


what if i tried to fight togoru

Kurama Crusade 300
July 7th, 2005, 10:54 PM
You'd die unless your higher then upper B on the power scale.

What if Kurama decided to jump off the ledge of that building he was standing on while watching Yusuke, Botan, and Atsuko through the window in episode 7?

Kuwabara
July 8th, 2005, 11:30 PM
hiei would catch him.

What if Genkai turned young forever and married Yusuke's principle.

Miyu
July 14th, 2005, 09:46 PM
he would skip class even more just to tick her off.

what if kuwabara fell in love with yusuke?

wamaru
July 18th, 2005, 05:38 PM
um i wouldn't like yu yu hakusho as much

what if yusuke became a teddy bear:haha:

Kuwabara
July 19th, 2005, 12:08 AM
Kuwabara could finally beat him up.

What if hiei became nice.....

wamaru
July 19th, 2005, 02:27 PM
a nice hiei ok that would be dumb unless they make kurama like hiei is now

what if yusuke and kuwabara had a wrestling match

Miyu
July 20th, 2005, 03:30 PM
yusuke would win becuase kuwabara would get distractred by yukina.

what if botan became hateful and emotionless?

wamaru
July 20th, 2005, 05:22 PM
I wouldnt like her anymore


what if everyone died due to a random soccer incedent?

Miyu
July 21st, 2005, 09:23 PM
i would sew the company for a bad ep

what if everybody became the opposite sex? (e.i. kuwabara became a girl. botan became a guy

wamaru
July 23rd, 2005, 08:31 AM
Then i would kill everyone who makes the show:happy:


whatif kuwabara died and they brang in arnolod swartchinager[i can't spell]

Miyu
July 29th, 2005, 08:39 PM
i would hate the show but still watch it secretly to see hiei

what if hiei's favorite color was pink?

dudeman
July 30th, 2005, 10:34 AM
Then people would think he is an okama. What if everyone had mustaches

wamaru
August 2nd, 2005, 12:24 PM
then everyone would look stupid


what if urameshi killed himself because he thought he was togoru?

Kurama Crusade 300
August 9th, 2005, 11:20 AM
Then I would be very very confused.

Why did Yusuke look in the potty?

Kuwabara
August 9th, 2005, 06:50 PM
Dunno?

Miyu
August 10th, 2005, 05:55 PM
cause he was lookin for pooh

what if yusuke listened to country?

Kurama Crusade 300
August 11th, 2005, 04:02 PM
He would've been included in EYE TO EYE but sadly he was too busy looking for Puu...

What if Yusuke, Hiei, Kurama, and Kuwabara started a pop band?

wamaru
August 24th, 2005, 08:23 PM
then they would suck

what if urameshi was a 8 year old:laugh:

Flying_Monkey
August 25th, 2005, 05:03 PM
Then everyone the he defeated would be embarassed at being beaten by a child...

What if Kurama took over everyones brains.....???

Miyu
August 25th, 2005, 10:01 PM
then Kuwabara would be smart, Yusuke would be calm, and hiei would...uhmm...not threaten to take out peoples voice box

what if yusuke found Kuwabara and Keiko making out?

Kurama Crusade 300
August 26th, 2005, 12:20 PM
Yusuke: O.O *state of shock*

After that ^ I think it would be safe to say all hell breaks loose.


What if Yusuke and Keiko were the reincarnations of Miroku and Sango?

Miyu
August 26th, 2005, 03:20 PM
then ....uhm....yusuke would be a sick pervert and keiko would get jelous every time he tried to make eye contact with another girl.

What if yu yu hakusho was a soap oppera?

Flying_Monkey
August 26th, 2005, 04:00 PM
What if yu yu hakusho was a soap oppera?

I would kill myself for watching and enjoying a soap opra........

What if Keiko and yusuke switched roles? (ie. Keiko spirit detective and Yusuke the what ever Keiko would be classified as???)

Miyu
August 26th, 2005, 08:17 PM
then the show would be turned up side down and i would hate it

what if Koenma and Botan switched roles?

Flying_Monkey
August 27th, 2005, 02:48 PM
then the show would be turned up side down and i would hate it

what if Koenma and Botan switched roles?

then Yusuke would have a hot boss.......


What if Koenma had to fight in the dark turnament?

Kurama Crusade 300
August 29th, 2005, 12:12 PM
Then he would use his "Koenma Tron" to fly around like Jin... then Team Urameshi would be doomed.

What if Yusuke put gum in Kurama's hair?

Flying_Monkey
August 29th, 2005, 04:19 PM
We would see a bald Kurama

What if Hiei was taller and Kuwabara was shorter?

Miyu
August 30th, 2005, 01:43 AM
then i would call him a gopher and hiei would kick his ass with out a reason because kuwabara would have no sence on teasing him

what if botan had pink hair?

Flying_Monkey
August 30th, 2005, 04:16 PM
then she wouldn't have blue hair......O.O

What if Hiei and Kurama were in fact gay XD

Sabe
August 31st, 2005, 03:21 AM
Then I would laugh my ass off.

What if Boton was made an official Spirit Detective, and not just a guide?

Flying_Monkey
August 31st, 2005, 04:13 PM
Then all of man kind would be screwed!

What if Kuwabara gave the spirit sword a retarded name like shiney stick of doom or something like that.......

Miyu
August 31st, 2005, 07:55 PM
then yusuke would name the spirit gun, shiney blue light fast balls

what if koenma pruposed to Botan?

Nattizo
August 31st, 2005, 08:08 PM
then he would be in love with death


what would happen to hiei had a girls voice.

Flying_Monkey
September 1st, 2005, 05:53 PM
Then I'd be laughing may ass off


What if Kurama got eaten by one of his plants

Nattizo
September 1st, 2005, 07:17 PM
then he will be in a state of vegetaion

what if the late elvis came from the dead to tell kuwabara to stop trying to look like him

Kuwabara
September 1st, 2005, 08:43 PM
Then Botan would take him back to hell.

What is Yusuke's first case was against Sensui? X'D

Miyu
September 1st, 2005, 08:50 PM
He would die 1....2....3.....4... *one hour later* 345....346...347....348 times before he would figure out how to win

what if keiko and Kagom stwitched roles?

Honeybee
September 1st, 2005, 09:51 PM
then inuyasha would get slapped 24/7 and Kagome would kill Yusuke XD

what if Kuabara was hot O.o............

Miyu
September 1st, 2005, 09:52 PM
....then he would be smart

what if koenma's teen age form was his only form

Honeybee
September 1st, 2005, 09:56 PM
then he'd be my boyfriend, or he would marry Botan, or at least date her...

what if hiei and kuabara switched bodies but still had the same personalities
..........................
O.o.........o.O

Miyu
September 1st, 2005, 09:58 PM
*twitch* how sad....then the world would all be doomed becuase Kuwabara would make it so he did fire of the darkness flame and kill every body

what if Kurama and Yusuke switched bodies but kept their personalities?

Honeybee
September 1st, 2005, 10:01 PM
then (if keinko knew) hed be dead kas all the girls would chase him and he'd flirt with them

Miyu
September 1st, 2005, 10:19 PM
forhot to add a question...owell i will

what if yukina became like jessica simpson?

Nattizo
September 1st, 2005, 11:36 PM
o man she would make kuwabara look way smarter then kurama

what if puus name was faceass pupu bird

Kuwabara
September 2nd, 2005, 01:18 PM
The Yusuke would be a face less puu pu man.

What if Kuwabara began Dark Tournament Champ?

Flying_Monkey
September 2nd, 2005, 03:56 PM
Then he would have won more matches during the turnament....

What if Kurma suffered severe brain damage and became a stupid as Kuwabara......dun dun dun!

Nattizo
September 4th, 2005, 07:59 PM
then he would be a dummy with looks

what if hiei was a good ass raper from the demon world

Flying_Monkey
September 6th, 2005, 03:25 PM
I would be forced to puke, then puke again, then stop watching YYH cause I would be sickened by the retardedness of rap.....and hiei being the raper

if Hiei, Kurama, Kuwabara, and Yusuke started a metal band.....what would its name be?

Nattizo
September 8th, 2005, 04:29 PM
They Would Be Called The Rejects

What If Boton And Kuwabara Sister Had Something Sexual Going Lol

Miyu
September 18th, 2005, 04:40 PM
then some guys would be turned on while some girs would be disturbed

what if yusuke was half cat demon?

Nattizo
September 18th, 2005, 11:10 PM
then he would have more then 9 lifes

what if kurama worked for mtv and he'd be the new host of pimp my ride

Miyu
September 19th, 2005, 06:59 PM
then all cars would have red roses on them with thorns and blood

what if the reason why hiei's so stuck up and silent is because he had a major bad relationship in the past?

Flying_Monkey
September 19th, 2005, 11:06 PM
Can't seem to imagine Hiei having a relationship....

What if Yusuke was a boxer?

Miyu
September 20th, 2005, 07:55 PM
then he'd get a bloody nose every time keiko slapped him

what if Kuwabara was a nudist?

Sabe
September 20th, 2005, 11:26 PM
Then the show would be cancelled because of the huge let down to the female crowds when they have to start issueing magnifying lenses...

What if Kurama was blind?

Miyu
September 21st, 2005, 08:04 PM
then he wouldn't know if it was me or yusuke kissing him

what if Hiei was lord of the spirit world?

Kajax
September 21st, 2005, 10:37 PM
Oh boy, it probably wouldn't be pretty.

What if the characters had big feet?

Miyu
September 22nd, 2005, 08:15 PM
then some girls would like the guys way more.

what if every body had an attitude like hiei and hiei had an attitude like botan?

Kuwabara
September 23rd, 2005, 08:07 PM
Then They would kill each other while Hiei dances.

What if Hiei did slit yusukes throat when they first fought?

Miyu
September 25th, 2005, 01:42 PM
then blood would spil all over hiei's shiny new sword

what if puuwas a flying, blue donkey, named cuu?

Nattizo
September 29th, 2005, 11:43 AM
then hed be a flying jack ass

what if kurama turn in to a girls when he is in hes full demon forum

Miyu
October 1st, 2005, 04:20 PM
.....then i would be less atracted to him o_0 *twitch*

what if keiko was a guy?

Kurama Crusade 300
October 17th, 2005, 08:25 PM
Then I guess Yusuke would be considered a homosexual...

What if Yusuke had beaten Yomi?

Flying_Monkey
October 24th, 2005, 08:21 PM
Then he would have been the winner of the fight...

What if Kurama accidentaly chopped off Yusuke's manly parts with the rose whip...

Kurama Crusade 300
October 25th, 2005, 04:22 PM
Then poor Yusuke, he can't have any babies with Keiko.

What if... Kurama lost his sash and his pants fell down in battle.

Miyu
October 26th, 2005, 08:19 PM
then kuwabara would cover hiei's eyes and go "ur too young to see this"

what if hiei ran out of his black cloaks?

Honeybee
October 26th, 2005, 08:32 PM
then he would wear purple

what if hiei could only wear pink!?

Sabe
October 27th, 2005, 12:31 AM
He'd hang himself by his underwear.

What if Yusuke was mute?

Miyu
October 27th, 2005, 08:11 PM
then all would be quite and peaceful while hiei killed kuwabara cuz yusuke couldn't say "no"

what if kuwabara was a rocket scientist?

lil'-blackkitten
November 14th, 2005, 03:23 AM
then he'd be smart....er...er...yah

what if kuwabara turned goth?

Miyu
November 15th, 2005, 08:22 PM
then he...erm....would be goth

what if botans hair was rainbow?

Nattizo
November 21st, 2005, 04:03 PM
then we will be after here lucky charms

what if kurama hit on yukina
P.S I AM BACK FROM JAIL AND THEY HAD ME THERE FOR A LONG TIME AND I WAS NOT GILTY SO NOW AM BACK SO HAPPY AND FREE WELL I WILL BE SEE YOU ALL LATER

Flying_Monkey
November 21st, 2005, 07:23 PM
what if kuwabara turned goth?
Then he and Hiei might get along...

then we will be after here lucky charms

what if kurama hit on yukina

Then Hiei would Kill Kurama... or atleast threaten to do so... but then again Kurama would be a better brother inlaw than Kuwabara so it all depends...

What if Yukina was secretly a dude that just acts like a girl and Kuwabara didn't care??? 0.0

wamaru
November 23rd, 2005, 12:41 PM
I Would Laugh My Ass OFF!
What If Yukina Was really RippedX'D

Kurama Crusade 300
November 24th, 2005, 11:22 PM
I would be seriously disturbed.

What if Hiei volenteered and helped the poor on Thanksgiving in America?

Tanoro
November 26th, 2005, 03:14 PM
I just visioned Hiei working in a soup kitchen wearing a smock and paper hat, holding a ladle. Very disturbing. O_o

Note: this is my 1,000th post! YAY!!! :D

Flying_Monkey
November 29th, 2005, 01:48 PM
ok... Nice job Tanoro for some reason I though you had way more posts than you do... wierd... but back on topic...


What if Kurama turned out to be a girl and stuff...???

Kurama Crusade 300
November 29th, 2005, 03:59 PM
*weighs love for Kurama and pride* Umm... is he a gay girl? I'd be gay for him, lol, but I guess he'd lose all his female fans ('cept me cause I'm that weird).

What if Yusuke decided to become a farmer and raise chickens. *pictuers Yusuke in overolls picking up eggs* O_O

Flying_Monkey
November 30th, 2005, 04:46 PM
0.o The show would lose all its viewers...

What if Toguro was secretly in love with Yusuke?? 0.0

Miyu
December 4th, 2005, 05:13 AM
that explains the steroids, and mood swings

what if during his free time hiei picked daisies in a pretty meadow and had unicorn friend (sry dilustional from lac of sleep) ......wow i can't imagine that

wamaru
December 4th, 2005, 02:53 PM
Yusuke would find out and tease him about it


what if kurama was fat

Kurama Crusade 300
December 20th, 2005, 04:21 PM
Then Shiori would put him on a diet ^-^

What if Yusuke snuck on Kurama's computer and changed his screne name to Rabid_Cucumber?

wamaru
December 24th, 2005, 11:10 AM
Kurama Would Be Nice about it

What If Hiei stole christmas[Merry X-Mas By the way}

Kurama Crusade 300
December 28th, 2005, 10:34 PM
Then his heart may grow three sizes with the help of little cindy lu Yukina...^_^:

What if Hiei grew up beleiving the moon was made of cheese and confessed this to Yusuke and the gang?

wamaru
December 29th, 2005, 03:45 PM
That would be a sad moment in YYH history.

What If Kuwabara went on Who wants to be a million air?X'D

Miyu
January 22nd, 2006, 07:15 PM
he would owe them money for wasting their time

if the whole gang was on Fear factor who would win and how?

Kurama Crusade 300
January 24th, 2006, 01:03 PM
Hiei would win because he wouldn't see what was gross about eating mushed up worms!

What if... um... Yusuke got lost going to Genkai's.

wamaru
February 4th, 2006, 10:41 AM
What if... um... Yusuke got lost going to Genkai's.

Kurama would tell him to look it up on mapquest.

What if Kurama's brain got switched with Kuwabara's?

Kurama Crusade 300
February 4th, 2006, 11:31 PM
Kurama would find a way to switch the brains back, he coudln't live without his long hair or fan club. But Kuwabara would probably fight him for the body greatly enjoying having the ladies like him...

What if Yomi wasn't blind?