what would you want to hear him say?


Die mutherfucker!

:rotfl:

I would kill for a hogie... Or something else food related.

"About damn time!"

or

"hya! hya! hya*cough*hy.. *cough* damn! that phlem has been stuck in my f*ckin throat for the last 17 years."

"damn fairy"

hehehe

hmmmm... Tellling Ganon to GANFOBYGDO! X'D

I think it'd be fun to have him spit some long burst of arcane scientific theory and then sputter out after about two minutes, never to speak again. :p

why does this stick keep coming back. not realizing it's a boomerang. what have i been on to be healed by a magic fairy. god damn :D O_O

Do you like my sword Zelda?

Link finally speaks and destroys his fan's expectations and praises when he says.... "I love Dean Cain movies! Dragon Fighter rules!"

Wait why am I trying to save Zelda again?

call ganon big noes

Wait why am I trying to save Zelda again?

Exactly.

"Damnit, Zelda! Can't I take a nap for 5 STINKIN' MINUTES without you getting yourself kidnapped!!"

He turns to his fairy and proceeds to yell "HAY!" and "LISTEN!" repeatedly for several hours on end.

How about "I didn't know how to ride a horse earlier in the game"

Exactly.

"Damnit, Zelda! Can't I take a nap for 5 STINKIN' MINUTES without you getting yourself kidnapped!!"

perfect!

Damn Zelda I risk my neck to save you and you still won't put out!

"Damn i havent done anything with my lips buit play that damn ocrana and scream who the fuck wrote my lines?"

He would say: "Zelda isn't an RPG. If it were, I would have at least said '...' this whole time." :p

Link: "I cant talk!"